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Save your money man, you suck at golf, that driver made of stainless steel is good enough, you got kids to feed!!!!
The golf manufacturing industry will _______ ing hate my guts for this blog, but hey I'm just keeping it real! Most of us average golfers are always thinking, "Man if I get this new driver I"ll start tearing up the course! Yeah, just butter up the wife, save some cash, and then I can buy that $5,000.00 high perf driver, it comes with a GPS, and a lighter to light up my cigar on a business outing, yeah!"
Really, I used to be that dude... I'd see some shmuck on the driving range, fat and outta shape with this new looking long stick tagging the ball over the fence, and I'm "Wow, what kind of driver is that dude?" He'd say something like, "It's the new Takihara 1000, composite head, with filfaline bionic shaft, paid only $900.00 for it brand new." I'm like, that's the club for me. Then I'd buy that thing and in a few months claim bankruptcy.
We all get tricked by Satan himself, didn't you hear? Satan has a hand in all this marketing. Just kidding, but when your game still sucks after reviewing your financial records since 1987. What? I spent $50,000 on golf crap and still can't break 85?!!! Hmm, time to wise up. But if Taylor Made, Callaway, or Nike wants me to shut up, ah, it'll cost ya!
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